 | | METEOR: | I will obey the laws of Physics for now, but I'll be back and
you'll be sorry. |
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 | | RANDOM ANCIENT: | Hi, who are you? |
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 | | JENOVA: | Grryousuckgrowlcreatevirusgrowlmuttergrumble |
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| | RANDOM ANCIENT: | Huh, that was weird. I'd better go back home and infect
everybody. This won't come back to haunt me centuries later. |
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 | | GAST: | Let's search this temple for Ancient Artifacts! Did you spot the
pun? Oh, I kill myself. |
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 | | HOJO: | I would kill you too, given half the chance. |
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| | GAST: | Whoa, I found something! It's an advanced lifeform of some kind!
What's your name, little feller? |
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| | JENOVA: | I'm Jenova. I'm an ancient, but not really. I am actually a highly
advanced colony of independent cellular organisms capable of things that
would make your puny head spin. |
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| | GAST: | Good enough for me. May I subject you to poking and prodding of a
scientific nature? |
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| | HOJO: | No, you may not. Only I am allowed to poke and prod Jenova. You,
Bugger off to Icicle Inn. |
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| | JENOVA: | Where did the old, gullible one go? |
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| | HOJO: | He's currently discovering the error of his ways far to the north of
here. I'm Hojo. I plan on doing unhygienic things with you and some test
subjects. |
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| | HOJO: | Quiet, woman, before I bitch-slap you into submission. |
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| | JENOVA: | I hate needles almost as much as I hate you. If I ever get out of
this seemingly indestructible cage, rest assured that your life will be
miserable. |
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| | HOJO: | I think I can live with that. There's no one on the planet insane
enough to release you. The fact that I am giving bits of you the ability
to act independently through my experiments is, for some reason, not
crossing my mind. They certainly won't use their powers for evil. |
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