| Meanwhile, in Nibelheim |
 | | VINCENT: | .......(I love you, Lucretia) |
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 | | HOJO: | Lucretia, I love you. Sovereignty is mine. |
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 | | LUCRETIA: | I am unclear about who I love. But I'm definitely pregnant. |
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| | HOJO: | Hey, Lucretia. I have some Jenova cells here. How would you like to devote your baby to science, ignoring the fact that given how Jenova looks, he will probably be hideously deformed and/or psychotic. |
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| | LUCRETIA: | Okay. Sounds like a plan! |
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| | VINCENT: | ...... (Has the fact that you're completely INSANE escaped you? You're probably going to die as Jenova is a symbol of radiation, and injecting living radiation into your uterus is rarely a good idea! Not to mention the fact that the child will never have a normal life! That might be my child; I refuse to let you do this!) |
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| Six Months Later |
| | LUCRETIA: | Wow, I feel weak and dizzy all the time. It's almost as if I'm being poisoned or something. Incidentally, I'm approaching the third trimester, and the Jenova cells are in my most intimate of sections. It must be a coincidence. |
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| | HOJO: | She's dying. I didn't see this coming at all. |
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| | VINCENT: | ..... (She's dying and it's all your fault! Prepare to die, evil spawn of Satan!) Hojo, you suck! |
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| | HOJO: | How dare you! I love you! Sovereignty is mine. [Injects Vincent with some weird crap and locks him in a coffin] |
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| | VINCENT: | ..... (It's dark in here. I am doomed to become a symbol for videogame!goths everywhere, even though I do not actually suck blood) |
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| Three Months Later |
| | LUCRETIA: | Hojo, I'm giving birth now. |
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| | HOJO: | That's nice. Push out my creation, you worthless little oven. |
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| | LUCRETIA: | [huffs and puffs and dies]
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 | | SEPHIROTH: | WAAAAAA! (What's going on? This sucks)
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