| Cloud and Zack Theory One |
| After the Nibelheim debacle, Zack and Cloud make a run for it. Together. Note the HOMOEROTIC SUBTEXT |
 | | ZACK: | Let's stop in North Corel. Shinra will never expect us to run where to a place where they currently have stationed a garrison. |
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 | | CLOUD: | Isn't that kind of dangerous? |
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| | ZACK: | My manly phallic sword will protect us. |
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| | CLOUD: | Well, as long as you and your large hard sword are here, I have no objections. |
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 | | SCARLET: | Ordering firing squads to gun down star-crossed lovers is fun. |
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| | ZACK: | Damn, I am no match for her power. I have no choice but to undergo a touching and dramatic death scene. |
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| | CLOUD: | Are you through yet? It takes some time to absorb a person's ideas, skills, and memories, you know. Oh right, I will avenge you! Or something... |
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| | SCARLET: | Meh, I got the butch one. The whiny one will pine away without him. I think I'll bugger off now. |
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 | | CLOUD: | Damn it! Stupid lack of long range with this sword! If only Zack could have used a gun then I could have... |
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 | | RANDOM FLASH OF WHITE LIGHT: | Don't mind me. Just doing what I do best.
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| | CLOUD: | Who's Zack? I am Cloud, Soldier First-Class. |
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